over and over and over and over again

if you only knew i would do anything

for a taste of you

Anonymous

Let's say I want to get into hentai. Where should I start?

toskarin:

the iliad is a good starting point for most

spookyprime:

Cass becomes batman Tim never gives up robin he’s just her robin now. Like. 30 year old man in a robin outfit hanging out with his sister batman.

fairycosmos:

unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is

tsuyakiku:

👻Jay

sapphiconoclast:

mylittleredgirl:

i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

read the first sentence as “max out one disability or chronic illness” and I was like “I’d spec all my points into my autism if I could”

Anonymous

You want an older woman but you're 27 girl you ARE the older woman....

lobotomyladylives:

is the life expectancy on whatever planet you’re from like 30 or something

godtrauma:

i want your ugly, i want your disease. i want your love and i want your revenge. i want your psycho, your vertigo schtick. literally at 23 gaga had her priorities straight

songofsaraneth:

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

dreamyintersexpuppy:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me