it’s so cute to me that gift wrapping is an ancient human custom. for thousands of years we have ceremonially made nice little bundles to present to each other, and we have decorated them and ensured that they’re neat and careful to communicate the care with which we think of the recipient. and for thousands of years we have been made curious by the concealment of the gift, and been surprised and delighted by the act of uncovering what’s inside. we are such simple creatures. we are so thoughtful. we are so cute.
I learned this by googling the historical accuracy of a line in a porn game i’m editing. anyway,
why is there not a combination top surgery and nipple piercings facility
#they could pierce ur nips while they’re not attached so you don’t feel the pain and then reattach them at the end of the surgery. boom bam. #convenience at its height
ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!
i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people
no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you’ll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don’t, actually, you just need to know who to ask
[ID= “#they never tell you this about being a grownup but most places have people theyve hired to stand there and tell you how to do stuff” /end ID]
